Baba Ramdev can’t speak there as JNU students find him regressive.
Ha bhai, Stalin aur Mao to bahut progressive the—they killed 100 million plus between them.

JNU is the Fountainhead of Intolerance.
It is also the Fountainhead of the Fake Intolerance Campaign.

Jungle Raj 1: UP.
Jungle Raj 2: West Bengal.
Jungle Raj 3: Bihar.
Kejri trying Jungle Raj 4.
They are all safe because Modi is there to blame.

Nitish joined hands with a convict and brought back Jungle Raj.
That gave orgasms to our intellectuals.
Shows you their worth.

If the US newspapers got subsidies, huge government ads, black money and bungalows for their editors, then even they’d do really well. Wait…

These versions by Sunil Rajguru