Quizmaster: Who was the first PM of India?
Musharraf: I don’t care!
Quizmaster: When did Partition take place?
Musharraf: In 1971, when those Kashmir Colonizers split our great country into two.
Quizmaster: Who is the President of Pakistan?
Musharraf: Well technically it’s still me, since I was illegally removed.
Quizmaster: Who was the Father of the Nation of Pakistan?
Musharraf: “Is”. You are looking at him right now.
Quizmaster: I pass…

Quizmaster: Who is the CM of Bihar?
Laloo: Does it matter?
Quizmaster: Who is the PM of India?
Laloo: Does it matter?
Quizmaster: Who is the President of the Congress party?
Laloo: Does it matter?
Quizmaster: Who is the Railway Minister of India?
Bam! The quizmaster is on the floor rolling in pain.
Laloo: Zakhm deta raha, hum chup baitha, par uske upar namak lagata hain, ye hum nahin bardasht karega!

Quizmaster: How many centuries did Tendulkar…
Kambli: No!
Quizmaster: Tendulkar scored…
Kambli: No!
Quizmaster: Tendulkar…
Kambli: No!
Quizmaster: Ten…
Kambli: I quit!
(Storms out)
Quizmaster: But I was just asking: Ten wicket hauls in Tests were taken by Anil Kumble and which other player!

Questioner: Who is the Prime Minister of India?
Advani: Pass.
Questioner: What is the one reason why BJP lost the last general election?
Advani: Pass.
Questioner: Who will succeed you in the party?
Advani: Pass.
Questioner: What is the future agenda of the BJP?
Advani: Pass.
Moral of the story: Advani is a great team player. If politics was like a game of football, then Advani would always pass the ball to his teammates.

Questioner: Who were the Congress leaders who led the 1984 riots?
Sonia: They didn’t exist.
Questioner: Who were the main players in the Bofors scam?
Sonia: It didn’t exist.
Questioner: How would you rate Vajpayee as a Prime Minister?
Sonia: He never existed.
Questioner: What do you think of Advani?
Sonia: Who’s he?
Moral of the story: In Politics only the Present is relevant. The past and future don’t exist.

© Sunil Rajguru