Why did Musharraf cross the LoC and then cross back again?
Because he was a double crosser.

Why did the Indian official cross the LoC and visit Pakistan?
Because he foolishly believed that peace was on the other side.

Why did the Indian soldier cross the LoC?
To win a war.

Why did the Pakistani soldier cross the LoC?
To lose a war.

Why did the Indian citizen cross the LoC?
Because he wanted to have a blast.

Why did the Pakistani citizen cross the LoC?
Because he heard a blast on the other side and mistook it for Pakistan.

Why did the terrorist cross the LoC?
He stoutly denied it saying that since he believed both Kashhmir and PoK were one and there was no LoC and it was an imaginary line and he didn’t cross it at all!

Why did the bird cross the LoC?
Birds are true children of nature and nature know no boundaries.

Why did the chicken cross the LoC on Monday?
To get to the other side.

Why did the Pakistani soldier cross the LoC on Tuesday?
Because it was the chicken’s day off.

Why did the chicken cross the LoC?
Because it heard a lot of Pak-Pak-Pak and PoK-Pok-PoK on the other side.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru