India’s foreign policy…

Pakistan: Aao maaro.

Italy: Aao maar ke jao.

China: Aao Internet pe maar ke jao.

Bangladesh: Aao raho.

Sri Lanka: Hum hi aake maar khaake waapis jaate hai.

Strongest weapons in the arsenal: Inter-Continental Ballistic Words and Cricket Bans.

© Sunil Rajguru

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