Sunil Rajguru's World » Overheard… http://www.sunilrajguru.com A little bit of everything under the sun. Mon, 10 Mar 2025 07:19:45 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.6 Big 3 nahin to Little 3 hi sahi… http://www.sunilrajguru.com/sports/big-3-nahin-to-little-3-hi-sahi%e2%80%a6/ http://www.sunilrajguru.com/sports/big-3-nahin-to-little-3-hi-sahi%e2%80%a6/#comments Thu, 26 Jan 2012 05:23:13 +0000 Sunil Rajguru http://sunilrajguru.com/?p=3338 Overheard… VVS to SRT/Dravid: Bas Sri Lanka tour nikaal lo bhai logon… next foreign pitch tour is at the very end of 2013. We can easily play till then! Yuvi-Raina-Rohit: Looks like we will be the “Allegedly Next Big 3” … Continue reading →

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]]> http://www.sunilrajguru.com/sports/big-3-nahin-to-little-3-hi-sahi%e2%80%a6/feed/ 0 Random poll musings… http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/random-poll-musings%e2%80%a6/ http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/random-poll-musings%e2%80%a6/#comments Thu, 12 Jan 2012 14:20:25 +0000 Sunil Rajguru http://sunilrajguru.com/?p=3241 ∙ Nowadays there are a lot of quota-ble quotes in the election speeches. ∙ In politics first there were wheels within wheels. Nowadays there are quotas within quotas. Overheard… Q: What’s the first thing you’ll do if you come to … Continue reading →

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]]> http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/random-poll-musings%e2%80%a6/feed/ 0 Overheard 11… http://www.sunilrajguru.com/overheard-2/overheard-11%e2%80%a6/ http://www.sunilrajguru.com/overheard-2/overheard-11%e2%80%a6/#comments Fri, 16 Dec 2011 16:56:04 +0000 Sunil Rajguru http://sunilrajguru.com/?p=3088 Wife: Swami! PC: Woh naam mat lo mere saamne! Party worker: Ki chhora Ganga kinare waala… Maya: Mat gaana ga woh! Chhora haath dho kar hi peeche pad gaya hai UP ke! Worker: Can sir… Rahul: Cancer? Stop talking nonsense! … Continue reading →

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]]> http://www.sunilrajguru.com/overheard-2/overheard-11%e2%80%a6/feed/ 0 How to douse the fire a la Sibal… http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/how-to-douse-the-fire-a-la-sibal%e2%80%a6/ http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/how-to-douse-the-fire-a-la-sibal%e2%80%a6/#comments Wed, 07 Dec 2011 03:36:32 +0000 Sunil Rajguru http://sunilrajguru.com/?p=3000 Sibal: Cyberspace main aag lagi hai! (Bhai sahab ne ek baalti uthai aur uske andar ka samagri ko aag main daal diya…) Advisor: Sahab, woh baalti main paani nahin tel tha! Sibal: Oops! I did it again! Arthath: UPA ka … Continue reading →

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]]> http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/how-to-douse-the-fire-a-la-sibal%e2%80%a6/feed/ 0 Overheard 10… http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/overheard-10/ http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/overheard-10/#comments Tue, 06 Dec 2011 11:24:34 +0000 Sunil Rajguru http://sunilrajguru.com/?p=2992 Beta Kapil, I for Internet bolo! Beta: E for Emergency! Galat! Ab beta, C for Cyberspace bolo! Beta: C for Censorship! Phir galat! Ab F for Facebook bolo! Beta: F*** Aise bhasha nahin bolte, bete! Bolna hi hai to F … Continue reading →

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]]> http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/overheard-10/feed/ 0 Overheard 9… http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/overheard-9%e2%80%a6/ http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/overheard-9%e2%80%a6/#comments Wed, 30 Nov 2011 06:56:47 +0000 Sunil Rajguru http://sunilrajguru.com/?p=2963 First Pak official: There’s a mistake here… it says “Unclear Safeguard Plan”. Shouldn’t it be “Nuclear Safeguard Plan”? Second Official: Both spellings are correct. Indian Official: I cannot give a positive spin on oil prices any more. PM: Please explain … Continue reading →

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]]> http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/overheard-9%e2%80%a6/feed/ 0 Overheard by a media house… http://www.sunilrajguru.com/what-if/overheard-by-a-media-house%e2%80%a6/ http://www.sunilrajguru.com/what-if/overheard-by-a-media-house%e2%80%a6/#comments Mon, 21 Nov 2011 05:41:25 +0000 Sunil Rajguru http://sunilrajguru.com/?p=2825 SR: Vijaysahab, main Sahara dene ke liye tayar hu, Maal leke jaana! VM: Jai Sahara! SR: Lucknow aa rahe ho, par JetLite se katai nahin aana. VM: Main Red main aa raha hu! SR (apne aap se): Dhakkan! VM: To … Continue reading →

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]]> http://www.sunilrajguru.com/what-if/overheard-by-a-media-house%e2%80%a6/feed/ 0 Overheard 8… http://www.sunilrajguru.com/sports/overheard%e2%80%a6-4/ http://www.sunilrajguru.com/sports/overheard%e2%80%a6-4/#comments Thu, 13 Oct 2011 03:40:38 +0000 Sunil Rajguru http://sunilrajguru.com/?p=2383 Federer: If only Nadal wasn’t there, I would have had 3-4 more titles. Nadal: If only Federer wasn’t there, I would have been the greatest. Djokovic: Despite both of you I’ve won 3 Grand Slams this year, been No.1 for … Continue reading →

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]]> http://www.sunilrajguru.com/sports/overheard%e2%80%a6-4/feed/ 0 Overheard 7… http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/overheard-4/ http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/overheard-4/#comments Thu, 28 Jul 2011 13:14:40 +0000 Sunil Rajguru http://sunilrajguru.com/?p=2167 Naagrik: Doodh main kyu paani mila rahe ho bhai? Doodhwala: To kya kar loge ji? Anna: Lokpal Bill main kyun paani mila rahe ho bhai? Pradhan Mantri: To kya kar loge ji? Pak PM: Indo-Pak relations need to be energized … Continue reading →

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]]> http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/overheard-4/feed/ 0 Overheard 6… http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/overheard-3/ http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/overheard-3/#comments Thu, 30 Jun 2011 06:03:55 +0000 Sunil Rajguru http://sunilrajguru.com/?p=2085 ∙ Employee to colleague: Teri salary five-figure hai ya six figures? Politician to colleague: Tera scam eleven-figure hai ya twelve figures? ∙ First spy: What happened to the bugs in the PM’s office? Second spy: We had to remove them. … Continue reading →

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