Sunil Rajguru's World » telangana http://www.sunilrajguru.com A little bit of everything under the sun. Mon, 10 Mar 2025 07:19:45 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.6 2014 main governance gaya tel lene… http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/2014-main-governance-gaya-tel-lene/ http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/2014-main-governance-gaya-tel-lene/#comments Sun, 02 Mar 2014 04:48:10 +0000 Sunil Rajguru http://www.sunilrajguru.com/?p=5407 Shut the city! I want to save my vigilante minister. —Chief Minister Arvind Kejriwal. Shut the State! I hate my own party. — Chief Minister Kiran Reddy. I’ll release the killers of a Prime Minister and launch my campaign to … Continue reading →

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]]> http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/2014-main-governance-gaya-tel-lene/feed/ 0 Telangana, anarchy and a pepper spray… http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/telangana-anarchy-and-a-pepper-spray/ http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/telangana-anarchy-and-a-pepper-spray/#comments Thu, 13 Feb 2014 10:23:28 +0000 Sunil Rajguru http://www.sunilrajguru.com/?p=5383 Pepper spray in Parliament condemned. (But criminals in Parliament are fine) Anarchy in Parliament condemned. (But anarchy in Andhra Pradesh is fine) Knife in Parliament condemned. (But political backstabbing is fine) Political Kajrare… Aisi nazar se dekha zalim MP ne … Continue reading →

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]]> http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/telangana-anarchy-and-a-pepper-spray/feed/ 1 How to un-bifurcate a State… http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/how-to-un-bifurcate-a-state/ http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/how-to-un-bifurcate-a-state/#comments Thu, 05 Dec 2013 03:52:21 +0000 Sunil Rajguru http://www.sunilrajguru.com/?p=5216 Advisor: We are getting wiped out in Andhra Pradesh. Congressman: Divide and rule. AP has three divisions: Telangana, Rayalseema and Coastal Andhra. Give Telangana statehood and we’ll at least secure that. Advisor: Done, but the trouble continues. Congressman: OK add … Continue reading →

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]]> http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/how-to-un-bifurcate-a-state/feed/ 0 General political musings… http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/general-political-musings/ http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/general-political-musings/#comments Fri, 02 Aug 2013 05:56:45 +0000 Sunil Rajguru http://www.sunilrajguru.com/?p=4730 Evolution… Thousands of years back our ancestors were only interested in survival and nothing else. Today our politicians are only interested in survival and nothing else. Action: Kejriwal helped remove Gadkari. Reaction: Rajnath replaced Gadkari and crowned Modi. So: In … Continue reading →

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]]> http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/general-political-musings/feed/ 0 Telangana musings… http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/telangana-musings/ http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/telangana-musings/#comments Wed, 31 Jul 2013 16:02:47 +0000 Sunil Rajguru http://www.sunilrajguru.com/?p=4715 In school: 22 states, 173 countries, 18 Jupiter satellites, 9 planets. Now: 29 States, 206 countries, 120 Jupiter satellites, 8 planets. Bechara ek Pluto hi underachiever nikla. Q: What about Telangana-AP’s water division? A: Don’t worry, voter division has been … Continue reading →

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]]> http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/telangana-musings/feed/ 0 States bantate chalo… http://www.sunilrajguru.com/lyrical-atyachar/states-bantate-chalo/ http://www.sunilrajguru.com/lyrical-atyachar/states-bantate-chalo/#comments Tue, 30 Jul 2013 15:53:33 +0000 Sunil Rajguru http://www.sunilrajguru.com/?p=4707 Please sing to the tune of Pyar bantate chalo from the movie Hum Sab Ustad Hain… (Reference: Andhra Pradesh to be bifurcated.) Ho States bantate chalo, States bantate chalo, Hey States bantate chalo, States bantate chalo, Kya South ke, kya … Continue reading →

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]]> http://www.sunilrajguru.com/lyrical-atyachar/states-bantate-chalo/feed/ 0 Thak Thak Chutkule 7 http://www.sunilrajguru.com/knock-knock-jokes/thak-thak-chutkule-7/ http://www.sunilrajguru.com/knock-knock-jokes/thak-thak-chutkule-7/#comments Mon, 21 Nov 2011 08:08:38 +0000 Sunil Rajguru http://sunilrajguru.com/?p=2831 Thak Thak. Kaun hai bhaaya? Zardari. Zardari kaun? Zara dar gaya tha bechara ki military coup hoga, ab theek lag raha hai. Thak Thak. Kaun hai bhaaya? Telangana. Telangana kaun. Telan…gaana gaa rahi hain Maya, aur do tukde nahin, chaar … Continue reading →

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]]> http://www.sunilrajguru.com/knock-knock-jokes/thak-thak-chutkule-7/feed/ 0 Ji Huzoor… http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/ji-huzoor/ http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/ji-huzoor/#comments Sat, 12 Dec 2009 01:25:31 +0000 Sunil Rajguru http://sunilrajguru.com/?p=886 Centre: Hum weak ho rahe hain! Advisor: To phir regions ko aur bhi weak kardo! Centre: Us-se kya hoga? Advisor: Aap bahut strong ho jaoge. Centre: Kya bakwas kar rahe ho! Regions weak ho jaayenge to hum bhi weak ho … Continue reading →

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