UP polls and other Congress musings of the day…

Incredible India…
1977: Sanjay Gandhi destroys all copies of film Kissa Kursi Ka.
2016: Sonia Gandhi makes Kissa Kursi Ka hero Uttar Pradesh Chief.

If Mrs Vadra finally heads UP campaign, headline should be…
Congress finally gives job to unemployed woman.

If Pappini campaigns for 2017 UP polls, media will go batshit crazy.
If she super flops then they’ll have a super relaunch for 2019.

The roles of Pappu and Pappini keep getting larger and larger with each passing year and yet they are still so teeny weeny.

Had there been social media in 1947, a totally exposed Nehru would have quit politics in disgrace by 1955.

Congress in UP…
Prez: Babbar.
CM candidate: Dixit.
Mascot: Mrs Vadra.
Strategist: PK.
Mentor: Pappu.
Overall boss: Sonia.

Raj Babbar will get voters a full meal in Rs 12 in UP and Congress will storm the elections.

Article 356 is Copyright of Congress.
BJP got royally hammered in Arunachal Pradesh on grounds of Copyright violation.

At 88—Advani hopes to be President.
At 78—Sheila wants to be UP CM.
At 50—Salman off/on screen bachelor.
At 46—Pappu fresh youth icon.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru