∙ Nowadays there are a lot of quota-ble quotes in the election speeches.
∙ In politics first there were wheels within wheels.
Nowadays there are quotas within quotas.
Q: What’s the first thing you’ll do if you come to power in UP?
A: Make sure that the covers never come off Maya’s statues!
∙ PM: Actually I’m more worried about malnutrition in FDI.
© Sunil Rajguru