· 1970s: Ek ek ko chun chun ke maroonga: Dharmendra.
2013: Ek ek ko chun chun ke maroonga: Pranabda.
· Pranab and MMS are both Undertakers.
While one is allowing the killing of death penalty convicts, the other is allowing the killing of the government.
· Jailor: What’s up?
Death row inmate: I don’t know, I am feeling de‘Prez’zed nowadays.
· Congress logo…
When Governance Hangs, the Government Hangs.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
Mulayam feels no mamata towards her anymore.
Mamata will no longer be mulayam towards him.
Sangma ke sang na majority.
It’s National. It’s Democratic. But it’s no longer an Alliance.
Janata Dal “United” no more.
Pranab ko Lal salaam, Kalam ko aakhri salaam.
Royal Bengal Tiger and Marathi Manoos Tiger bhai bhai.
Pranab bhai sahib ke sang Behenji aur Pawar power bhi.
As a sideshow, the Modification process has begun.
Bas Yuvraj hi Mr India ban ke raha gaye.
“President of Congress” Rulez “President of India” OK?
These versions by Sunil Rajguru