Musings on various States that see Goonda Raj in India today…

Only in India is a murder measured by caste, religion, political allegiance, who’s CM and who’s PM.
Nobody really cares for the dead person.

In India living people are treated like shit.
Dead people are treated like gold.

One secular death is 100 times greater than 100 communal deaths.
When you get into such equations, you will never get a solution.

Crime rates spiked under Akhilesh, Mamata and Nitish’s latest term.
But since they are secular, don’t hold them accountable for anything.

Complete Freedom of Speech is granted only to Modi Haters.
Kejri, Mamata, Nitish, Kanhaiya etc have wisely realized this.

A jungle is beautiful.
In a jungle animals kill to survive not for fun.
Jungle Raj is wrong—it’s Goonda Raj. Anarchy.
And it’s all Nitish’s doing.

Modi good governance kare to jallaad.
Akhilesh/Nitish/Lalu/Mamata bad governance kare to laadla/laadli.
What about the people suffering under them?

3 most pressing issues for citizens of Delhi…
1. Modi’s degree.
2. Kanhaiya’s welfare.
3. Uttarakhand
Power, garbage, paani sab gaya tel lene.
Source: CM.

Nitish-Lalu-Mamata-Akhilesh-Siddu are destroying governance in their States.
No alleged intellectual-liberal-secular cares.
They are supported in fact.

Deaths in Bihar are rampant.
Some times they are covered by media.
Never are Nitish-Lalu pulled up for the same.
Two perfect politicians?

To me the biggest political mystery is how India’s worst roughest rudest Goonda Raj politician gets so much love, adoration and support.

Worse the politician, greater the support among intellectuals, seculars, media and liberals.
Good governance is dead boring.

Nitish knows that no matter how much he goofs up, he will be a darling for PM candidate by 2018 and hence Goonda Raj will continue unabated.

Bihar-WB-UP have already become more dangerous than J&K.
Who cares?

Everyone knew that Nitish would give bad governance with Lalu.
Everyone knows that Pappu will give bad governance when he becomes Prime Minister.

He’s planning a Sangh-mukt Bharat.
But the way it’s going we may end up with a Nitish-mukt Bihar.

1990 WTF1: Lalu elected!
1995 WTF2: Lalu re-elected!
2000 WTF3: Lalu re-elected again!
2015 WTF4: Lalu makes a comeback!

Fit case for dismissal of Bihar-UP-WB governments over law and order but this cannot even be discussed let alone implemented.

All accepted as normal now.

Left Front 60 LS seats.
Invincible in West Bengal.
Great time for Communist student politics.
Communist politics of any kind no longer a lifelong option.

The ‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬ philosophy…
Ek Sonia pe ek billion Indians kurbaan.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

#‎ReturnOfJungleRaj‬ in Bihar musings..

Bihar’s Top 3 industries by 2020…
1. Bootlegging industry.
2. Kidnapping industry.
3. Lootmaar industry.
‪#‎Lalu‬ ‪

2015: Jungle Raj returns to Bihar.
2016: Won’t even be able to drown your sorrows with drinks as prohibition arriving in Bihar.

BJP should make Manjhi Governor of Bihar.
Then it will become a land of Super Chief Ministers.
‪#‎Lalu‬ ‪#‎Rabri‬ ‪#‎LaluKeBete‬ ‪#‎MiffedMisa‬

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Still reeling from #LaluWapsi…

So in the end the biggest wapsi of 2015 proved to be ‪#‎LaluWapsi‬.

Why blame uneducated voters for voting Lalu?
He has the highest support among highly educated intellectuals.
‪#‎LaluWapsi‬ ‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬

Jab tak rahega samose main alu,
Tab tak rahega Bihar-UP-WB main Jungle Raj chalu.

2010, 4/243—01.65% strike rate.
2015, 27/41—65.9% strike rate.
Near 7-fold growth.
Sabse badi tarakki to Pappu ki hui hai!
‪#‎BiharResults‬ ‪#‎Cong‬

He had said he would rule for 20 years.
15 down. 5 more to go.
‪#‎LaluWapsi‬ ‪#‎BiharResults‬

What next?
Mamata 275/295 seats in West Bengal.
Mulayam 370/403 seats in Uttar Pradesh.
‪#‎BiharResults‬ ‪#‎JungleRajRules‬

BiMARU: Sick States of Bihar, Madhya Pradesh, Rajasthan and Uttar Pradesh.
BUND: Development bandh States of Bihar-Bengal, Uttar Pradesh and New Delhi.

Huge winners…
Big winner…
Huge losers…
Amit Shah.
Opinion/exit pollsters.
Biggest loser…
Humble Bihari citizen who’ll see a return to total anarchy!

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Raj karega Lalu…

1967—Jewel Thief.
1996—Return of Jewel Thief.
1990—Fodder Thief.
2015—Return of Fodder Thief.

1. Laloo ko Bihar se hatana mushkil hi nahin, namumkin hai.
2. Bihar main development lana mushkil hi nahin, namumkin hai.

I brought development.
I brought Laloo.
I brought myself out of jail.

Jungle (Raj) main mangal ho gaya hai babuwa!

1990: Laloo stops Advani Rath Yatra.
2015: Laloo stops Modi Development Rath Yatra.

Laloo ruled for 15 years from 1990-2005.
Another 15 year stint may begin.
Best of luck Bihar!

The tenacity with which Bihar votes for Laloo for decade upon decade never ceases to amaze me.
Jab take rahega samosa main aloo,
Tab tak rahega Bihar main Laloo.

Nitish stays Bihar Chief Minister.
Pappu becomes Congress President.
Laloo becomes 2019 PM candidate.
And all is right with the world.

Lalu entered student politics in 1970.
So Bihari politics has been tolerating him for 45 years now.
It will tolerate his family for 45 years more.

Lalu was right about winning 190 seats.
RJD will get 190 seats on its own in the 2020 Bihar elections.

#‎MeraLalooMahaan‬ bole…

Eventually Laloo will emerge as the greatest Bihari of all time.

‪#‎RajyaSabhaDoorHai‬ (for BJP)

These versions by Sunil Rajguru