UB’s new mantras…

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Fly less, drink more. Race less, drink more.

Play less, drink more. Build less, drink more.

Stay afloat, drink more. Drown, still drink more.

No more takeovers. Only hangovers.

New Slogan: The King of Bewda Times.

Next round of diversification to include UB Pubs, Hospitals and Alcohol Rehab Institutes…

Next campaigns: Reduce voting age for drinking. Build planes and racing cars that run on alcohol.

Stick to your core competency, I say!

These versions by Sunil Rajguru