How FDI in retail is very much relevant in UP…

Rahul: Don’t worry, FDI in retail in UP is irrelevant!
First voter: Two double negatives is a positive, na?
Second voter: Yes!
First voter: Then if an irrelevant person says that an issue is irrelevant, then that thing becomes relevant, na?
Second voter: I guess!

The two ailing stages of every politician arrested in India for a scam.
ail1…
Guilty!
How?
Jail!
ail2…
Innocent
How?
Bail!
…or how Kanimozhi went from being guilty to innocent and how her father celebrated this transformation in Chennai…

© Sunil Rajguru

Overheard 9…

First Pak official: There’s a mistake here… it says “Unclear Safeguard Plan”. Shouldn’t it be “Nuclear Safeguard Plan”?
Second Official: Both spellings are correct.

Indian Official:
I cannot give a positive spin on oil prices any more.
PM: Please explain to them that in exactly the same way that I am in charge of the government and not the Congress President; the oil companies are in charge of the oil prices and not the government!

First Official: Anna Hazare, nuclear plants, Chidambaram, 2G… we need something to take the heat away from these issues…
Second Official: FDI in retail?

© Sunil Rajguru

Contemporary Knock Knock Jokes 14

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
FDI.
FDI who?
F*** D Idea! Retail will be swadeshi and we will protest, stall parliament, have dharnas and the like even if we are the BJP and we had thought of exactly the same thing when we were in power!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Anna.
Anna who?
An’ now another fast is on the cards in December. After August Kranti, will we have a December Dhamaka or a Damp Squib?

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Windies.
Windies who?
Win these close ones on a regular basis Team India and we’ll all have a regular case of nerves.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
NATO.
NATO who?
Na to your apology says Pakistan over the deathly strike!

These versions by Sunil Rajguru