Har ek insaan maange azaadi…

Modi Haters maange azaadi from Modi Raj.

Mainstream media maange azaadi from social media.

Social media maange azaadi from mainstream media.

Pappu maange azaadi from actual work.

Sonia maange azaadi from Swamy.

Jaya also maange azaadi from Swamy.

Bihar maange azaadi from Lalu after just voting for him.

Nitish also maange azaadi from Lalu after just joining hands with him.

Right wing maange azaadi from #AdarshLiberals.

#AdarshLiberals maange azaadi from Right wing.

Delhi maange azaadi from Kejri’s nautanki for actual governance.

Apolitical JNU students maange azaadi from all these distracting non-stop azaadi slogans to just concentrate on their studies.

© Sunil Rajguru

JNU and Indian Army musings…

If you can’t respect/appreciate/admire the Indian defence forces, at least don’t insult/abuse them.
They’re merely following government orders and protecting every citizen of India.

National Defence Academy is 100% national.
Jawaharlal Nehru University is anti-national.
JNU confers degrees to NDA pass outs.

War? Call the Army
Conflict? Call the Army
Flood? Call the Army
Riot? Call the Army
Punching bag required? Call the Army.

Indian Communism…
…died in trade unions in the 1980s.
…died in politics in 2014.
…first nail in coffin in universities in 2016.

Communism has killed hundreds of millions in cold blood.
In India it led to Naxalism, Maoism, WB and Kerala violence.
But Communism is most outraged when a single student can’t scream “Bharat ki barbaadi”.

Support Terrorist. OK.
Support Modi. –> Sparta!!!

There is only one real demand and message from this whole fiasco…
JNU maange azaadi!
(Independent Communist Educational Republic)

Why this nation is divided and protesting…
BJP rules the Lok Sabha.
Congress rules the Rajya Sabha.
The Left rules the Government Universities.

America is the most intolerant nation for Communists and atheists.
India is the most tolerant nation for Communists and atheists.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

The rights of these Indians to be anti-Indian…

Sadda haq, itthe rakh.
Sedition haq, itthe rakh.

In America, saying “I will destroy my country” or supporting such a statement would be political suicide.
In Indian politics however you can thrive.

Intellectuals protesting against Twitter protesting against journalists protesting against lawyers protesting against JNU students protesting against the Indian State…

Minor difference…
During Emergency, Nobody could protest.
Right now Everybody is protesting all the time.

2011 was against corruption. Great.
2012 was against rape. Noble.
2014 was against UPA2 debacle. OK.
2016 is against India and pro-Afzal. Really?!?

Minor difference boss…
In 1977, all the Opposition got together to attack Indira.
In 2016, all the Opposition got together to attack India.

Bharat maange azaadi…
…from all these anti-India jokers.

Freedom to Attack India.
Freedom to Lie.
Freedom to Malign.
Freedom to Abuse.
When that is attacked, dubbed an attack on Freedom of Speech.

Protest A… Protest B… Protest C… all the way to Z.
Meanwhile Jungle Raj continues unabated in Bihar, UP, WB and even Kerala.

Delhi protestors…
Citizens against corruption/rape/etc.
Residents/staff/lawyers against students
Journalists against lawyers.
Lawyers against journalists.

We even have a caste system of freedom of speech in India.
Some have it all, some partially and some none at all.

CPM has 20/790 MPs and just 1 CM but 100% right on student politics.
BJP has 329/790 MPs and 8 CMs but 0% right on student politics.

For the first time the Opposition is more eager for the declaration of Emergency than the government.
Be careful what you wish for.

BJP should demand a Bharat Ratna for Sonia.
Pappu would oppose and agitate against even that.

India’s Congress party is consistent.
Whether in the Government or Opposition, it tries to create an Emergency-like situation.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

General JNU musings…

MIT produces GNU.
India produces JNU.
US system encourages StartUps.
Indian system encourages ShutDowns.

MIT: We are developing AI (Artificial Intelligence).
JNU: We are also developing AI (Anti-Indianism).

Which world class university will tolerate non-stop brazen indiscipline by its students?
That’s the real issue in JNU, not anti-India slogans.

Doodh maango to kheer denge,
Kashmir maango to cheer denge.
Commie student unions…
Doodh maango to out of stock bolenge,
Kashmir maango to free main denge.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru