Then: Bold. Now: Bowled.
Then: Aala re! Now: Gela re!
Then: Mahashatak! Now: Kaha shatak?
Then: Past master. Now: Master past.
Then: He retires bowlers. Now: He retires when?
Then: He’s with VVS-Dravid. Now: Why isn’t he with VVS-Dravid?
Then: God! Now: Mere mortal?
© Sunil Rajguru
Then: Wore a jockstrap. Now: Wears an adult diaper.