MS Dhoni’s book about his Test career will be…
Tired and Retired.
Don’ you think it was all rather abrupt?
MS Dhoni’s theme song is…
Saari duniya ka bojh ham uthaate hai…
Test cricket is truly dead when the Indian captain with most Test wins retires voluntarily at the age of 33.
The 2014-15 Border-Gavaskar Series may well be known as the Dhoni-Clarke Retirement Series.
(Also, both have whitewashed each other)
Now suddenly MS Dhoni will become the freshest player in both ODIs and IPL.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru