All-in-one Indian cities.
Venice during rains.
Celebrating Earth Hour during power cuts.
Ghost towns in the night.
War zones during the day.
Q: So what are your priorities after the coup?
Erdogan: Jails. I need many more jails. I don’t know where to put all these people!
April-May: Summer Vacations.
October: Dussehra Vacations.
December: Christmas Vacations.
July: Transport Bandh Vacations.
Being Human is totally incorrect.
On screen he’s Superhuman.
Off screen he’s Inhuman.
Christopher Nolan can still make Inception 2 and claim that Inception 1 was all a dream and the sequel is the real world movie.
Listen to a talk or interview and count to the number of times a person says “You know!”
It’s an epidemic.
2013: Grand Masti.
2016: Great Grand Masti.
2018: Super Great Grand Masti?
Cook can break Sachin’s Test records.
Kohli/Amla can break Sachin’s ODI records.
Nobody can breaks Hobbs’ record of 61,760 First Class runs.
Why the 3 Khans never age…
1989 bachelor—Maine Par Kiya
2009 student—3 Idiots
2012 Major—Jab Tak Hain Jaan
A living Saddam leads to tens of thousands of deaths.
A dead Saddam leads to hundreds of thousands of deaths.
Breaking the eardrums.
Breaking all logic.
Breaking the country.
Breaking the peace.
Breaking each other’s necks.
Anything but breaking news.
What if a lab finds more fat content in certain Indian foods than burgers and pizzas?
These versions by Sunil Rajguru