Journalist: Wanted someone who can fabricate stories and make mountains out of molehills and vice versa without a conscience.
PR: Do you have a bit of Niira Radia within you?
Banker: If you can ensure your salary and bonus for just one year and have great short-term financial goals (the overall economy and Sensex be damned) then please apply.
Banking Consultant: If you are a small-time goonda, here’s your chance to become a respectable recovery agent.
Lawyer: Just head to any political party after your law degree. Most of them end up there anyway.
Commercial Pilot: Just make sure you have enough money to buy a fake degree.
Sales Job: But can you lie 24X7 and be confident about it?
Accountant: Knowing all the rules and being good with numbers is not enough. Apply if you can manipulate rules at will and make numbers dance in any way you want.
Real Estate: Do you have it within you to handle the land mafia to make it big?
Army: Adarsh hai to wahan pe apply karo…
Politician: If you have all the above mentioned skills, then we already welcome you to the wonderful world of Indian politics.
© Sunil Rajguru