2006: Pramod Mahajan, RIP.
2012: Vilasrao Deshmukh, RIP.
2012: Balasaheb Thackeray, RIP.
2014: Gopinath Munde, RIP.
2014: BJP-Sena alliance, RIP.
2014: Congress-NCP alliance, RIP.
February 14: Valentine’s Day.
September 25: Breakup Day.
When the news channels didn’t know whether they were breaking or not…
The BJP-Shiv Sena alliance is like Schrodinger’s Cat because it is simultaneously alive and dead.
Breaking News for 10 days…
BJP-Shiv Sena/NCP-Congress on the verge of breaking/breakthrough.
(Means we haven’t the foggiest idea but we will say we were right no matter what happens in the end)
These versions by Sunil Rajguru