Shinde: I will crush electronic media!
Shinde: Now what!
Advisor: Sir, email = electronic mail.
Shinde: Genius! I meant social media!
What Shinde actually wanted to say…
I want to crush media (all of it)!
I want to crush Modi!
I want to crush RSS/BJP!
But I know we will be crushed in 2014!
Shinde: I will crush you!
Kejriwal: Total paid media!
I&B Ministry: We will unplug you!
Sonia: I am unhappy!
Modi: Hehehe, aap ko ye inaam mila inse mujhe barso tak attack karne ke liye?
These versions by Sunil Rajguru