Supporters of Sonia: Neutral.
Supporters of Kejri: Neutral.
Supporters of Lalu: Neutral.
Supporters of Modi: Fill in blanks with expletives.
Who is greater? Sachin or Kohli? At least that’s a debate.
What of #AdarshLiberals who still think Pappu-Kejri-Kanhaiya each is greater than Modi?
Pappu will challenge Modi! (44 LS seats)
No Kejri will challenge Modi! (4 LS seats)
Errr Kanhaiya will challenge Modi! (CPI 1 LS seat)
The man* who does things makes many mistakes, but he never makes the biggest mistake of all: Doing nothing**!
Before: Don’t put caste or religion in headline, makes it look bad.
Now: Don’t put caste or religion in headline, unless it makes Modi look bad.
Modi to launch Stand Up India.
Pappu launched Stand Up Comedy India many years back.
Most #OpinionPolls in…
2002: Modi will lose.
2004: NDA will win.
2007: Modi will lose.
2009: UPA-NDA neck and neck, UPA slightly ahead.
2012: Hung Assembly in UP.
2014: BJP will not get 272.
2015: Some polls said Mahagatbandhan would win clearly. Some said NDA would win clearly. One gave such a range that MGB win, NDA win and hung Assembly was in a single poll!
Yet we fall for them every time.
Every single time!
These versions by Sunil Rajguru