SC/ST vote: Quota in promotions.

Minority vote: Attack BJP and RSS with greater effort.

Rural vote: NREGA and attempted Food Bill.

Poverty class vote: Mobiles for BPLs.

Women vote: Sonia’s charisma is enough.

Youth vote: Rahul Gandhi hain na!

Elderly vote: They are totally used to Congress by now.

Rest of the voters: You have been effectively reduced to a minority and can well take a hike!

UPA3 Coming Soon!

© Sunil Rajguru