Advani (aloud): I get up every day thinking that if I was Prime Minister today, then all these scams wouldn’t have taken place!
Sushma (to herself): I get up every day thinking that had you quit gracefully in 2004, I would have led the party to victory in 2009. I fear you will be around in 2014 too.
Somewhere far away…
Manmohan: How does the cleanest PM in the history of India attract the maximum amount of muck? This can’t be happening to me!
Sonia: Ah! Life is so peaceful! Thanks God I turned down the PM’s post in 2004! Now I have all the power and none of the responsibility and headaches!
Rahul: Mera kya hoga re Mamma!
First Politician: How come you respect Manmohan so much nowadays? You used to oppose him non-stop when he became PM in 2004?
Second Politician: Then he had absolutely no political experience.
First Politician: So now just 6-7 years in power is enough, eh?
Second Politician: Of course! Look at his portfolio now! 2G, CWG, Adarsh, IPL, black money, votes for cash, WikiLeaks… the list is endless… now he has more political experience than even Jawaharlal Nehru or Indira Gandhi!
© Sunil Rajguru