∙ Immoral Thugs are called the Moral Police.
∙ Dishonourable Murders in cold blood are called Honour Killings.
∙ Looters of the People are called Servants of the People.
∙ Recognizing religion and caste and pandering to it is called Secularism.
∙ Greater the crime, greater is the chance of getting away.
∙ Brutal Foetus Murders are called plainly Female Infanticides.
∙ An Undertrial can complete his prison term many times over without every coming to trial.
∙ An illegal attempt to dictate what women can wear is called a Dress Code.
∙ Past great leaders are defended with violence and till death but their ideals totally forgotten.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru