Kejribhai nautanki hi karte raha jaayenge…

In 1990-95 itself Lalu was exposed as a fraud.
Yet he got re-elected in 1995, 2000 and 2015.
Kejri has an extremely bright future.

123456th piece of AAP irony…
Kejri calls Modi psychopath.
Waves finger threateningly. Blasts Jaitley.
Modi keeps quiet, Jaitley quietly goes to court.
Kejri: जेटली जी हमें डराने की कोशिश ना करें!

Jethmalani defends smugglers, scamsters and murderers.
Now he is defending Kejri.
But no connection between the above.

Modi ne darake Kejri ko Lalu ke paas bheja.
Jaitley ne darake Kejri ko Jethmalani ke paas bheja.
So much climate of fear!

Modi solving power India problems.
Goyal solving power problems.
Sushma solving foreign problems.
Gadkari solving infrastructure problems.
Aur Kejri tu?
Kejri: Yaar saare problems solve karenge to kaisa hoga? I am creating all the problems!

New #OddEven formula…
On Odd days Kejri will virulently attack Modi.
On Even days he will request his and Centre’s help to run Delhi smoothly.

Kejri is part of the Modi Hate Industry.
All media-parties that hate Modi give him great bhaav and he survives.

Kejriwal is an Odd character who’ll get Even with the citizens of Delhi even though they’ve voted for him.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

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