AAP: Noise and news both…

If service tax is to be charged from Modi’s rallies, then entertainment tax has to be charged for all of AAP’s activities.

Arvind Kejriwal gives 100% to most of his allegations.
0% new proof + 100% noise.

Delhi is brash, arrogant, rude and angry.
AAP is brash, arrogant, rude and angry.
Pyaar to hona hi tha!

Salman watching Kejriwal on TV saying…
My Jai Ho hero couldn’t give such great entertainment fighting corruption!
No wonder it wasn’t a big hit!

Main: Hero!
Ambani: Villain!
Congress-BJP: Sidekicks!
Delhi: Bollywood!
Parting shot…
Picture abhi baaki hai mere dost!
—Arvind Kejriwal.

Kejriwal says that Congress and BJP are the same.
AAP is different.
I agree.
At least Congress and BJP can rule a country.
AAP can’t even rule a city.

PM possibility: Modi.
Leader of Opposition possibility: Pappu.
Third Front outside chance PMs: Jaya and Mamata.
Not even in the picture: Kejriwal.

Historic highs of Lok Sabha seats…
Congress: 416.
BJP: 182.
AAP: 0.
Yet all three are equal for the mainstream media.

Kya aapne Congress ko vote diya?
Kya AAPne Congress ko vote diya?

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

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