After the latest sting, AAP calls horse trading as “political realignment”.
Corruption = Economic realignment.
Not keeping promises = Verbal realignment.
U-turn = Reverse realignment.
Attack on BJP office = Realignment of stones.
Kicking out top leaders = Human resources realignment.
Kejriwal’s infamous dharna on the roads = Realignment of CM’s work space.
Khirki Extension raid = Realignment of blood and urine (samples).
Kejriwal running away from Delhi to Varanasi = Geographical realignment.
Kejriwal running away from Varanasi to Delhi = More geographical realignment.
Future power cuts = Realignment of electricity.
If taps go dry = Realignment of water.
Use of private plane instead of normal plane = Aerial realignment.
Anarchy = Non-stop democratic realignment.
Dubious funds from abroad = Global economic realignment.
Making Delhi government bankrupt and asking help from Centre = Realignment of funds.
Lying = Realignment of truth.
© Sunil Rajguru