Bollywood superstar makes crappy film.
Some friendly critics praise it. Others blast it.
Indians see in large numbers, most say, “What bakwaas!”
Film makes 100s of crores.
Dilip Kumar did many great films before Sachin was born.
Sachin got Padma Vibhushan in 2008; Bharat Ratna in 2013.
Dilip sahab is getting the Padma Vibhushan only in 2015!
1964: Noor Ullah Khan born.
2002: Noor Ullah Khan died.
2015: Noor Ullah Khan never existed.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru