The Congress has been severely downgraded thanks to #DemonetizaSON.
My speech will cause an earthquake: Pappu.
Imagine crores of Indians watching and rolling on the floor with laughter at the same time.
What are you doing?
You are too late for 2014.
And too early for 2019.
Since 2004 there have been 1000+ Indian MPs.
You are not even in the Top 100.
Who cares whether you speak or not in Parliament!
Read my lips—no new taxes.
Thrashed in 1992.
Read my lips—The PM is personally terrified with the info I have.
What to say to “already thrashed guy”?
You claim that your speech can cause an earthquake.
Well, Modi’s one word is enough to cause an earthquake.
Pappu ka earthquake aa ke chala bhi gaya.
Bahut bahut bada tha.
Par woh escape velocity ke saath chala gaya aur Jupiter pe hua.
If Pappu was an editor, he would release ads throughout the year saying…
Sensational scoop coming next year!
Bofors = Development.
2G = Development.
Coalgate = Development.
#NationalHerald = Development.
#Demonetization = Greatest scam ever!
These versions by Sunil Rajguru