Some filmi musings…

Old Hollywood made films for adults.
New Hollywood makes films for male adolescent teens.
Old Bollywood made films for hopeless romantics.
New Bollywood makes films for morons.

For Bollywood film distributors, Dilwale was Diwaaliya and Bajirao was mast.

SRK’s box office superhit partner…
Karan Arjun
Om Shanti Om
Chennai Express
Happy New Year

‪#‎AppWapsi‬ ‪#‎SayNoToSnapDeal‬ trends.
‪#‎BoycottDilwale‬ trends.

Kyunki Vulgarity Queen bhi kabhi Saas-Bahu Queen thi.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

#AdarshLiberal musings…

Baba Ramdev can’t speak there as JNU students find him regressive.
Ha bhai, Stalin aur Mao to bahut progressive the—they killed 100 million plus between them.

JNU is the Fountainhead of Intolerance.
It is also the Fountainhead of the Fake Intolerance Campaign.

Jungle Raj 1: UP.
Jungle Raj 2: West Bengal.
Jungle Raj 3: Bihar.
Kejri trying Jungle Raj 4.
They are all safe because Modi is there to blame.

Nitish joined hands with a convict and brought back Jungle Raj.
That gave orgasms to our intellectuals.
Shows you their worth.

If the US newspapers got subsidies, huge government ads, black money and bungalows for their editors, then even they’d do really well. Wait…

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Is it true that Kejri…

Sum of Kejri’s investigative skills…
1. Is it true?
2. He said that.
3. I heard that.
4. I read that.
5. I allege that.

By 2020 Kejri will be left with 1 Million allegations and Zero achievements.

In private we gossip, talk nonsense, rant and blame others for all our woes.
Kejriwal does exactly the same thing—except he does it on national TV.

Make a list of all the things Kejri ranted against as being really bad.
The things he hasn’t done…
…he will do in the future.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru