Sonia is summoned #NationalHerald musings…

BJP disrupted Parliament to oppose Congress corruption.
Congress disrupts Parliament to support Congress corruption.
Same to same.

Since May 16, 2004 it’s been ‪#‎BlowToSonia‬ non-stop.
Yet the ‪#‎BlowToModi‬ headlines still outnumber the above by 100 to 1.

So if every incident of Congress vendetta against Modi is taken up, BJP can disrupt Parliament for the next 100 years.

The ‪#‎NehruGandhiDynasty‬ logic…

We don’t accept PM.
We don’t accept LS.
We don’t accept HC.
Ahem! Who’s being dictatorial?

‬With the way bad news is tumbling out day after day, Congress will have to disrupt Parliament till 2019.

Yesterday’s disruption: Intolerance.
Today’s disruption: Vendetta.
Tomorrow’s disruption: Morning headlines padke bataate hai.

Court summoned Sonia.
Mahatma brought beef ban.
Akhilesh incompetence led to Dadri.
But since ‪#‎ModiBashing‬ is national pastime, lage raho!

Day 1: Aaj mausam kaisa hai? Yaar bahut intolerance hai.
Day 2: Aaj vendetta kuch jyaada nahin lag raha?
Day 3: Fascism ki boo aa rahi hai mujhe.
Day 4: Yahan to dictatorship ki hawa chal rahi hai.

Vendetta—Prolonged bitter feud, rivalry.
Example—Congress has been running a vicious vendetta against all its opponents for 68 years now.

I am not scared.
My mother-in-law’s mother-in-law was Indira Gandhi.
—Sri Sri Vadraji.

Indira was ex-Prime Minister and Leader of the Opposition with 153 Lok Sabha MPs when she was arrested.
Sonia is ex-Leader of the Opposition with 44 MPs when summoned.


Fact of the day…
8% of the Lok Sabha holding the whole nation to ransom

Cases/enquiry against
PC son

Kab tak protest karoge?

Sonia is Congress. Congress is Sonia.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Pappu Parliament #NationalHerald musings…

Rajiv worse than Indira.
Sonia worse than Rajiv.
So far Pappu proving much worse than Sonia.
If Pappu loses in 2019, Congress is doomed.
If Pappu wins, India is doomed.

Till now Pappu was dismissed as a kid who threw regular tantrums.
But now it’s really getting out of hand.

Pappu: Tu jaanta nahin meri maa kaun hai?
Maa: Tu jaanta nahin meri saasumaa kaun thi?

This boy* will continue to bunk classes** all his life.
**Parliament sessions

Lucky Pappu.
He can say…
Tu jaanta nahin mera baap, maa, chacha, daadi, pardaada, parpardaada kaun hai?

Lucky Pappu.
He can say…
I am not afraid. I am a descendant of Motilal, Nehru, Indira, Rajiv and Sonia.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

#AdarshLiberals and their rank hypocrisy…

Welcome to India where…
Liberals are intolerant.
Seculars are communal.
Intellectuals are idiots.
Writers are politicians.
NGOs are profit centres.

In India…
Communist = Intellectual.
Not tolerating their bullshit = Intolerance.
Replacing Communism with Democracy = Fascism.

#‎AdarshLiberals‬ have been living “in INCtolerance” which is in fact “intolerance INC”.
First INC = Indian National Congress.
Second INC = Incorporated.

Ye saare words ka meaning ka band baja diya in logon ne.
‪#‎LutyensClub‬ ‪#‎AwardWapsiGang‬

This year-end ‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬ will probably calculate the Gross Intolerance Product of 2015 and check the Intolerance Growth Rate compared to 2016.

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
Indian TV news remix…
In the land of the blind, the man who shouts the loudest is king.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Bahut bahut Khaas Aadmi

Annual package of New Delhi MLA is more than that of the Prime Minister of India.
Khaas MLA.
Aam Pradhan Mantri.

Har cheez—Khaas.

Main hoon Aam Aadmi.
Mujhe chaahiye…
Poorna salary hike.
Poorna perks.
Poorna Lutyens Bungalow.
Poorna non-accountability.

A day will come when he will be on the Forbes rich list.
He’ll say: Main to Aam Billionaire hu ji!

These versions by Sunil Rajguru