#‎ReturnOfJungleRaj‬ in Bihar musings..

Bihar’s Top 3 industries by 2020…
1. Bootlegging industry.
2. Kidnapping industry.
3. Lootmaar industry.
‪#‎Lalu‬ ‪

2015: Jungle Raj returns to Bihar.
2016: Won’t even be able to drown your sorrows with drinks as prohibition arriving in Bihar.

BJP should make Manjhi Governor of Bihar.
Then it will become a land of Super Chief Ministers.
‪#‎Lalu‬ ‪#‎Rabri‬ ‪#‎LaluKeBete‬ ‪#‎MiffedMisa‬

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

#AdarshLiberals ki jai ho…

They are not fighting for Freedom of Speech.
They are fighting for Freedom to Continue Telling Their Lies.
‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬ ‪#‎AamirKhan‬

If you question my right to be intolerant, I’ll prove you to be intolerant and launch a high-profile campaign to defame you.

Coming soon…
ISEX: Intolerance Stock Exchange.

In India, “Right to Freedom of Speech” and “Right to Malign Modi” are perfect synonyms.

Modi bashing should be declared a national sport.

The three magic words…
I tolerate you.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Modi government musings…

Prime Minister—Mann Ki Baat.
Finance Minister—Dhan Ki Baat.
Defence Minister—Gun Ki Baat.
Sports Minister—Run Ki Baat.
Food Minister—Bun Ki Baat.

Modi—Best PM.
Prabhu—Best RM.
Gadkari—Best InfraM.
Goyal—Best PowerM.
Sushma—Best EAM.
Parrikar—Best DM.
Maybe not yet, but they are trying.

Piyush Goyal is the most powerful Power Minister in India’s history.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

John Lenon’s Imagine: Bihar remix version…

john-lennon-1010040_640Please read to the tune of John Lennon’s Imagine

Imagine there’s no development,
It’s easy if you try,
No roads below us,
Above us no electricity poles (only sky).
Imagine all the people,
Suffering day after day…

Imagine there’s no law and order,
It isn’t hard to do,
Everything kill and die for,
And no governance too.
Imagine all the people,
Living life in pieces…

You may say I’m a rotten politician,
But I’m not the only one,
Every party is rushing to join us,
And the rotten political world will be as one.

Imagine no possessions,
I know you already can,
Nothing but greed and hunger,
A brotherhood of the Jungle Raj Man,
Imagine all the people,
Sharing all the loot…

You may say I’m a rotten politician,
But I’m not the only one,
Every party is rushing to join us,
And the rotten political world will be as one!

Original song: Imagine
Singer: John Lennon.
Year: 1971

(This spoof by Sunil Rajguru)

Mera Bharat Mahaan, Mera Be-Imaan Neta us-se bhi Mahaan…

The worst politician in India’s history is not attacked. (Sonia)

A nepotistic casteist convict who has zero governance and zero development is loved. (Lalu)

A Minister who builds an illegal telephone exchange in his house is ignored. (Maran)

A woman who builds statues in her honour is forgiven. (Mayawati)

A man who unleashes Jungle Raj in his State is admired. (Akhilesh)

But a man who transformed his State and is now trying to do the same to India and works 24X7 is attacked 24X7.

© Sunil Rajguru

Seven days of the Nehru-Gandhi Dynasty…

The beginning and end of the Nehru-Gandhi Dynasty…

On the first day he created Motilal.

On the second day he created Jawaharlal.

On the third day he created Indira.

On the fourth day he created Sanjay.

On the fifth day he created Rajiv.

On the sixth day he created Sonia.

On the seventh day he created Pappu and rested permanently after that.

This version by Sunil Rajguru