#AwardWapsi: Jab Bharat Ratna ka ye haal hai to Sahitya Akademi kya cheez hain?

1. In 1954, Prime Minister Jawaharlal Nehru recommended to the President that his Vice President S Radhakrishnan get the award.

2. In 1955, Prime Minister Jawaharlal Nehru recommended to the President that Prime Minister Jawaharlal Nehru get the award.

3. In 1962, Nehru recommended to the sitting President that the outgoing President (Rajendra Prasad) get the award.

4. In 1971, Prime Minister Indira Gandhi (following her father’s footsteps) recommended to the President that Prime Minister Indira Gandhi get the award.

5. In 1975, Prime Minister Indira Gandhi (again following her father’s footsteps) recommended to the President that the outgoing President (VV Giri) get the award.

6. In 1980 Mother Teresa was recognized only after she won the Nobel Prize.

7. In 1990, Ambedkar got it 33 years after his death.

8. In 1991, Narasimha Rao gave the award to Rajiv Gandhi as a thank you and an appeasement to Sonia.

9. In 1991, Sardar Patel got it 40 years after his death.

10. In 1977, Morarji Desai abolished the Bharat Ratna and still accepted it in 1991.

11. In 1992, Abul Kalam Azad got the award 34 years after his death.

12. In 1992, Satyajit Ray was recognized only after he got the lifetime achievement Oscar.

13. In 1992, Netaji Subhas Chandra Bose got it 47 years after he went missing and the award was scrapped by the court

14. In 1999, Jayaprakash Narayan got it 20 years after his death.

15. In 1999, Amartya Sen was recognized only after he won the Nobel Prize.

16. In 1999, a record was created when Gopinath Bordoloi got it almost 50 years after his death.

17. In 2015, the above record was again broken when Madan Mohan Malviya got it almost 70 years after his death.

© Sunil Rajguru

Abuse Modi 24X7 and still claim suppression of freedom…

We live in a country where the Prime Minister is attacked and abused 24X7.
What greater freedom of speech and expression can there be than that?

I smell the blood of a fake controversy,
Be it alive, or be it dead
I’ll grind its bones to make my bread.

Advisor: There is no hope for the Congress.
Sonia: OK, but round up the usual suspects and let’s give it one last try.

Ek haath se award lo aur media coverage pao.
Dono haatho se award waapas karo aur doogni coverage pao.

The best anti-Modi arguments come from Modi supporters.
Modi haters merely rant and rave loudly without any rhyme or reason or logic.

Modi bowler hai.
2019 tak bowl karega.
Opponents batsmen hai.
Ek baar out, to out of the game.

Modi haters want him to act tough on crime.
That means they want him to dismiss the Akhilesh and Mamata governments.
That’s the only way crime will come down in those States.

Aap award se itne pareshaan kyun hai?
‪#‎AwardWapsiGang‬: Kyunki ab hame reward nahin mil raha hai.

Nehru was the Emperor of Intolerance.
Now his chamchas are frothing in the mouth over “intolerance”.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

#AwardWapsi kabhi na ko kam…

All Modi haters return all your awards, Lutyens Bungalows, posts, perks, privileges, cash incentives… India will cheer you.

Common citizen…
1. There is a Sahitya Akademi?
2. They give awards?
3. These strangers got awards?
4. They’re giving them back?

Gorky-Russian Revolution.
Paine-French Revolution.
Franklin-American Revolution.
Indian writers-‪#‎AwardWapasiRevolution‬.‬‬

During Emergency the government killed directly.
Now deaths in Opposition States are being tediously linked to the man at the top.
‪#‎AwardWapsi‬ Club—Same to same!

During Emergency they jailed, tortured, censored, killed, no elections, no civil liberties, forced mass-sterilisations…
Now what?
‪#‎AwardWapsi‬ Club—Errr… I’m scared?

I was a ward of Sonia but now I feel lost and so I am returning my award.

Mamata, Akhilesh, Nitish and Kejri are ruining their States only to make Modi look bad.
Since Modi must be stopped at all costs, they are right.

Let’s have ‪#‎AwardWapsi‬ Night 2015.
Event will have many categories, get umpteen celebrities and top media coverage, so loads of sponsors too!
Akhilesh fails to maintain peace in Dadri.
Siddaramiah fails to protect Kalburgi.
Solution: Return forgotten awards to protest against Modi.

The Sahitya Akademi Award should be renamed as…
The Secularta Akademi Award.

1947 main Nehru ne apne chamcho ko saare opinions ka thekedaar bana diya.
2015 main abhi bhi unke vanshaj raaj kar rahe hai.

Manmohan not guilty as Sonia takes call.
Sonia not guilty as she’s not Prime Minister.
Modi PM of 1.25 billion people.
Guilty for all their sins.

Shouting “My voice is suppressed”.
Speaking freely that “Freedom of speech is gone”.
Abusing the PM 24X7 and then playing victim.

2005: Sweat! Petrified of Sonia.
2008: Silence! Petrified of Sonia.
2012! Shiver! Petrified of Sonia.
2015: We can finally speak! Modi is a Fascist dictator suppressing Free Speech!

No dissent in India say 1 million dissenters.
No press freedom shout 100 media houses.
Voice suppressed say 1 million Tweets.
Meanwhile all still petrified of Sonia.

Now every award in India will come with a “Return to sender” box and a form asking the reason…
a. Modi hater.
b. Free publicity.
c. Feeling neglected.
(Valid till 2019 at least and maybe beyond)

The Dynasty is on the throne,
Lutyens Cabal is calling all shots,
I am getting all my benefits,
And all is right with the world.
(‪#‎AdarshLiberal‬ pre-2014.)‬‬

Crime happens.
BJP ruling State? Blast BJP.
Congress ruling State? Check Centre.
BJP ruling Centre? Blast BJP.
Cong ruling Centre? Keep mum.

All Delhi journos + Congress/AAP leadership + Activists + Intellectuals + Celebrities
= Total viewership of all English news TV channels.

BJP is the only political party which keeps desperately knocking on the doors of media houses which hate it, insult it and misrepresent it.

Ye Idea of India nahin hai, Idea of Sonia hai.
India ke baare main sahi Idea Modi ke paas hai.

Babar, Hyder Ali and Ranjit Singh ban cow slaughter = Secular.
Gandhi and Nehru ban cow slaughter = Non-violence.
Very same ban in Modi Raj = Fascist, dictatorial and alarming.

High time Modi returned the ban against Rushdie’s book to protest against book writers returning awards against the alleged ban on freedom.

First Front: Modi & allies.
Second Front: Modi hating parties.
Third Front: Koi bacha hi nahin.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru