Modi haters and award returners…

1975-88: Khushwant Singh supported “Emergency” with all its “violence” and his “intolerance” led to “banning” of Satanic Verses.
2015: Writers blast “intolerance”, “violence”, “banning” and “Emergency” like situation at Khushwant Singh Litfest.

“Idea of India” in 5 easy steps…
1. Praise Dynasty.
2. Get benefits in return.
3. Rubbish opposition.
4. Rubbish Hinduism.
5. Cry victim when exposed.

All Adarsh Liberals/Modi Haters should first declare their…
1. Lutyens Bungalows.
2. Posts given to family.
3. Total government junkets.
4. Congressi relatives.
5. All other government perks received.

We are returning the awards to Modi with the hope that Modi will return the Prime Ministership to the Dynasty.

The awards nautanki trilogy…
Fellowship of the Awards.
The Two Towers of Sycophancy and Hypocrisy.
Return of the Awards.

Finally Sonia gets a scheme named after her…
Sonia Gandhi Award Lautao Yojana.

Nayantara Sehgal—A member of the dictatorial Nehru-Gandhi Dynasty that destroyed India.
Finally gets her 15 minutes of fame by calling someone else a dictator.

Perfect symmetry…
Congress government gives its sycophants awards.
These sycophants return award to anti-Congress government.

Na khaoonga na khaane doonga.
Na sacch bolunga na sacch bolne doonga.
—Modi Hater.

Nehru’s niece attacks enemy of Nehru’s granddaughter-in-law.
Is that surprising? Is that news?

Sticks and stones may hurt my bones but names will never hurt me.
We will cover name calling 24X7 and if someone calls us names on Twitter, we will outrage 24X7.
—Indian media.

So it’s clear that Adarsh Liberals and Modi Haters hibernated for one year after 16-5-2014 and then came out with all guns blazing.

Unknown and unheard of worthless government award winners are suddenly becoming famous and renowned by returning their awards.

Modi is like an Australian team which met Kenya in the World cup final (2014 polls).
Alas it’s still as if only Netherlands, Canada, Bermuda etc are challenging him.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru