Pappu Pappu hi rahega…

Kis tarah ke kapde pahante hai.
Kis rang ke kapde pahante hai.
Unke kapde ki keemat aur brand.
Uspe kya kya likha rahata hai.
Sab jaanta hu main.
—Pappu’s amazing insight on Modi.

The Congress annus horribilis years…
1977—When Emergency ended.
1989—When a Dynast was PM for the last time.
2014—When Empress Sonia was vanquished.

A book on Pappu’s political life will be called…
Revenge of the Speech Writer.

It appears that Pappu has just completed a PhD in “The type, colour and worth of dresses worn by Modi”.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

On His Royal Highness, the Khaas Aadmi of India…

My Top 10 achievements…
1. Became VVVIP.
2. Great bungalow.
3. Wonderful cavalcade.
4. MLAs richer.
5. YoYa-PrBh kicked out.
6. Still attacking Modi.
7. Fixed Maharashtra.
8. Backed Laloo.
9. Media still fooled.
10. People still fooled.

After it got 4 MPs—Chaar bach gaye lekin party abhi baaki hai.
After it got 60+ MLAs—Party sathiya gayi hai.

Aam (ke aam guthli ke bhi daam) Aadmi Party.
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These versions by Sunil Rajguru