Musings for Modi haters…

PR is great… unless Modi does it.
Foreign travel is great… unless Modi does it.
Yoga is great… unless Modi does it.
Selfies are great… unless Modi does it.

2004—Smriti filed affidavit.
2006—FIR against Parrikar.
2011—Raje helped LaMo.
2014—Sushma helped LaMo.
May 2015—Modi completes 1-year scam free tenure.
June 2015—MSM releases all of the above with Shivraj tapes simultaneously.
Iske aage hum aur kya kahe? Janam samjha karo.

MMS not guilty in 2G, CoalGate, Tatra, ChopperGate…
Modi guilty for ‪#‎SelfieWithDaughter‬, name on suit, Louis Vuitton looking shawl…

Great Depression to come—Rajan.
Waise, the Great (Political) Depression for Leftists-Liberals-MSM continues unabated post May 2014.

Modi is speaking a lot through actions (mainly), schemes, Twitter, Mann Ki Baat etc.
Those who question his silence can’t hear anything good anyway.

Mann* Ki Baat.
*Pradhan Mantri ka mann, tumhara mann nahin.

Who is cleaner?
1. A treasury guard who loots Rs 10 crores.
2. A guard who allows others to loot Rs 100000000 crores.
‪#‎ManmohanSinghIsClean‬ ‪#‎CoalGate‬

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

King Kejri continues to ruin Delhi…

Delhi has been destroyed 7 times and rebuilt 7 times.
By the time Kejri is finished with it in 2020, it will have to be rebuilt for the 8th time.

Delhiite 1: Aaj Delhi ki acchi VAT lagi hai.
Delhiite 2: Arre Delhi ki to kabse acchi vaat lagi hui hai!

AAP = Anti Anti Party.
Their sole identity is in opposition to others (mainly Modi) and they really stand for nothing.

Kejri has many more ACs than he has honest MLAs.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Yet more #ArnabGate musings…

…a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.

Currently Arnab is probably investigating Vasundhara’s nursery school records.

Much Ado About Nothing.
Starring: Arvind Kejriwal.
Sequel 1: Priyanka Vadra.
Sequel 2: Lalit Modi.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

When Lalit Modi ruled all the TV news channels…

Ek baar jo maine news manufacture kar di, uske baad to main khud ki bhi nahin sunta.
—Dabangg Arnab.

Legend says that if you stand in central London for long enough, then sooner or later you will bump into Lalit Modi.

Lalit Modi: Sports nahin…
Arvind Kejriwal: Politics nahin…
Pappu: Leadership nahin…
…sirf entertainment hi entertainment 24X7!

Indian Political League.
Lalit Modi can easily form 10 teams with all the politicians he wines and dines with.

Lalit Modi just launched the International Pandemonium League.
Nobody knows what the hell is going on anymore!

DLF IPL = Murkiest league of all time.
DLF owner son-in-law, Sonia daughter and former IPL chief meet in London amidst ‪#‎ArnabGate‬.
Congress: Coincidence! Coincidence! Coincidence!

Jab tak rahega samose main aloo,
Tab tak rahega Arnab ka resignation drama chaloo.

Next news hour will be…
Bhagwaan ke naam pe ek resignation de de re baba!

Kejri thinking…
Maine itna accha budget banaya!
Lalit ne overshadow kiya!
Koi na koi Modi hamesha meri vaat lagata hai!

It appears that 1 million people have met Lalit Modi, 1 lakh have helped him at some time or the other and 1000 do business with him on a regular basis.

Midas was not gold but turned everyone he touched into gold.
Lalit Modi is not tainted but turns everyone he touches into tainted.

Lalit Modi names BJP leaders.
–>LaMo! LaMo! LaMo!
Lalit Modi names Congress leaders.
–>Lame! Lame! Lame!

Arnab thinking….
2009: Stable Govt.
2010: I break CWG scam.
2014: I topple government.
Yippeee!!! Let me do it again!

Lalit Modi quotes on the Vadras…
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, they walk into mine.

NaMo ka driver ka bhai ka bhateeje ka maalik Lalit Modi se mila!
The Nation wants to know why! I demand NaMo’s immediate resignation!

Indian politics went batshit crazy in 2011.
4 years on, it’s still getting madder.

Narendra who?
Lalit is currently the most famous Modi around!

And then he told all the politicians…
May he who has never met Lalit Modi cast the first stone!
And they all stood in silence with their heads hung in shame.

Congress-Media: Sushma Swaraj is tainted!
(LalitGate begins)
Lalit Modi met Vasundhara Raje.
Congress-Media: Vasundhara Raje is tainted!
Lalit Modi met Robert Vadra.
Congress-Media: Lalit Modi is clean!
(LalitGate ends)

It’s just a matter of time before Lalit Modi releases a 1990s photo of him posing with Mother Teresa.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Similarities between Indira and Sonia Gandhi…

When she came, Congress workers tried to popularize the following jingle…
Sonia nahi ye aandhi hai,
Doosri Indira Gandhi hai!

That to some extent is true…

Both asked the mainstream media to bend and instead they crawled.

One did Emergency and the other did e-mergency (Section 66A).

Both pushed their Pappu sons real hard (Sanjay and Rahul respectively).

Indira ruled the Congress for 18 years. Sonia will complete 18 years in 2016 when she will probably retire and hand over the reins to her Pappu.

Indira crashed her party to its lowest ever performance in 1977—153 seats.
Sonia crashed her party to its lowest ever performance in 1999—114 seats.
(Sonia broke the record again in 2014—44 seats).

Only sycophants ruled in both the courts of Indira and Sonia.

Years in the wilderness hardened both of them.

But in terms of concrete development in the end…
Sonia hai aur Gandhi hai,
Par chai ke pyaale main aandhi hai.

© Sunil Rajguru

LalitGate-ArnabGate musings…

Lalit Modi is a one-man-team Kabaddi player who has touched everyone from every team.

Hamaam main sab nanga,
Lalit Modi ne liya sab se panga.

Priyanka Vadra met Lalit Modi. She should resign!
Resign from what? She’s done nothing in her life!
Then why does she have a government house and SPG cover?

The tables have turned.
We will throw all Congress leaders in jail!—BJP.
We will get all BJP leaders to resign!—Congress.

99% of Indian politicians would find themselves in jail if “Conflict of Interest” was a serious crime in the Indian Constitution.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru