June 2014 Status Updates

In a few years the Rs 100 Crore Club will have at least 100 of the crappiest Bollywood movies of all time.

(June 28)

1989: Narmada Bachao Andolan launched.
2014: Medha Bachao Andolan launched along with…
Congress/NGO/Communism Bachao Andolans.

(June 23)

Happy Birthday to Pappu the “Boy Wonder”.
(“Boy”, he’s still “Wonder”ing what to do with his life!)

(June 19)

Arvind’s Alone (in this) Party.

Mani Shankar Aiyar is India’s biggest argument against education.

(June 6)

The Irony…
The Left has been suppressing Right speech for 67 years.
The Left has been abusing Right figures for decades.
Now they’re suddenly worried about Freedom of Speech.

Mulayam to Akhilesh 2012…
Main Khiladi PM candidate, tu Anari CM.
Akhilesh to Mulayam 2014…
Main Anari, tu bhi Anari.

(June 4)

The problem with Twitter is that thanks to their content, you can no longer differentiate between real accounts and spoof accounts.
(Especially for India.)

BJP and Shiv Sena should contest exactly 144 Assembly seats each in Maharashtra elections.
Whoever gets more seats gets the CM’s post. Simple.

(June 2)

These versions by Sunil Rajguru