Dhoni: I lost in Auckland.
Srinivasan: Don’t worry, I won in Dubai.
New Zealand to sirf ek jhaaki hai,
England main whitewash abhi baaki hai.
Srinivasan should step down as BCCI President.
–>Becomes ICC President instead.
Chennai Superkings should be scrapped.
–>He’ll do so and simply launch Chennai SuperEmperors instead.
Detractors: You have no moral right to be BCCI President.
Srinivasan: OK! Let me be ICC President instead!
India, England and Australia try to form ICC super group.
With the way we are playing, I think we should form a super group with Bangladesh and Zimbabwe instead.
On foreign soil in Tests, the only question to be asked is whether the Indian team as a whole will cross the individual score of the highest Opposition batsman.
Ishant Sharma is like a salesman.
The moment he feels he has met his target of wickets, he takes it easy for the rest of the quarter.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru