AAP musings…

AAP = All-ideologies All-isms Potpourri.

The AAP National Policy is like a Free and Open Source Software which Arvind Kejriwal himself won’t be able to control and which will change month to month.

Aam Aadmi Party’s media coverage…
Aam ke aam guthliyon ke daam!

My hugging Kejriwal has resulted in Zero Loss of votes for my party: Sibal.
Same here: Kejriwal.
Vote for AAP = Vote for Congress.

Anna Hazare: Lokpal!
Arvind Kejriwal: Jokepal!
Kejriwal: Our internal Lokpal has found him not guilty.
(Ah! You mean internal Jokepal?)

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Congressi dynasty musings…

The Infinity Loop of Inaction…
Pappu: I am ready to do what the Congress wants.
Congress: We are ready to do what Pappu wants.

The symbol of Indian politics should be Two Hands.
One Hand holding the Hammer and Sickle.
The other Hand holding the Broom.

The diminishing Pappu…
2010: Likely successor to Manmohan.
2012: Likely challenger to Modi.
2014: Likely lost it to even Kejriwal.

The dynasty (Sonia) wrecked UPA2.
Solution: Get more dynasty (Pappu).
Failed again.
Next solution: Get even more dynasty (Priyanka).

The Congress is toying with the idea of making the wife of a humble farmer with a simpleton brother their PM candidate.

Priyanka would be the worst PM ever.
The only choice we’ve known that she’s made is marrying Robert Vadra.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru