Manmohan Singh: Written by Sonia and edited by Pappu.

Sonia Gandhi: A top secret book locked away permanently in a secret bank locker.

Pappu: Written by no-one (as it’s blank) and marketed by Diggy Raja.

AK Antony: A book ghost written by someone in disguise.

Diggy Raja: The greatest conspiracy book of all time.

Narendra Modi: A self-marketed autobiography.

LK Advani: An out of print out of circulation antique.

Kapil Sibal: Priced Rs 0, but would still result in Zero Loss for the Publisher.

Manish Tewari: Completely written in all caps and bold font.

Baba Ramdev: Made of plastic. Twist it in any way you like, it will always come back to shape.

Arvind Kejriwal: From a low-cost publishing house challenging the market leaders.

Shashi Tharoor: Released one sentence at a time through Twitter.

Raj Babbar: Priced at Rs 12, will promise to fully nourish the soul.

Nitish Kumar: Coloured book with every colour except saffron.

Sharad Pawar: The ultimate money-earner.

© Sunil Rajguru