Bollywood Movies based on the 2G scam…

PR to hona hi tha!

PR Kiya To Darna Kya?

1.76 Lakh Crore Maar Khan

Raja Teri Spectrum Maili

Ajab Desh Ki Ghazab Kahani

Phir Phir Phir Phir Hera Pheri

Spectrum Band ka Baj Gaya Baaja Thanks To Raja ki Baraat

Meri Awaaz Suno

Spectrumwale Maal Le Jayenge

Kal Ho Na Ho: Aaj Sab Loot Lo

Rang De Spectrum

Golmaal Keeps Returning

Raja aur Radia (Remake of Bunty and Babli)

Raja Hindustani a.k.a. Saudagar

Doom 1, 2 & 3 (The story of India, actually)

Mujhse Deal Karogi?

Hum Deal De Chuke Sanam

Mantri No 1

Maine Deal Kiya

Raja Babu Aur 40 Chor

Roti, Kapda, Makaan aur Spectrum

Phir Wohi Deal Laya Hu

This version by Sunil Rajguru

Cricket sayings…

• He was traveling at the speed of Sehwag!

• He’s been around for as long as Tendulkar.

• May you be as lucky as Dhoni.

Aapki jodi Sehwag aur Gambhir ki tarah salaamat rahe.

• You wouldn’t want the misfortunes of the Pak cricket team on you!

• May you be as fit as Kapil.

• Be careful, or it will all come crashing down like Modi in IPL.

• Don’t worry, you’ll come back just like Nehra.

• As unpredictable as the Indian fast bowling line-up.

• They’re falling just like the Aussies.

This version by Sunil Rajguru

Know your onions…

Latest sayings…
• You are the onion of my eye.
• You are worth your weight in onions.
• Show me the onions!

• An onion a day gets the taxman to visit your doorstep.

Most popular non-vegetarian dishes…
• Chicken no Pyaaza
• Pyaaza raha gaya mutton

New election slogan…
Hum aapko denge Roti, Kapda, Makan, Bandwidth aur Pyaaz!

Hit songs…
Pyaaz, pyaaz na raha, lahsun, lahsun na raha, zindagi hame tera aitbaar na raha
• Goro ki na kaalo ki, ye duniya hai onionwalo ki

• The study of Onion Economics, Onion Politics, Onion Cycles and Onion Trade.
The Indian Institute of Onions will also roll out Onion Management courses.
The first Onion Billionaires are expected soon.

Hindi usage…
Mujhe pyaas lagi hai! (A quenchable thirst)
Mujhe pyaaz lagi hai! (An unquenchable thirst)

Latest role models…
• Jains.
They have been doing away with onions and garlic for millennia!

• After the Stock Exchange and Metal Exchange, the government is considering a Vegetables Exchange for rare and precious vegetables.

Love boasts…
Jitne tumhe aasman main tare nazar aa rahe hain, utne main tumhe pyaaz laake doonga agar tum mujhse shaadi karogi!
• My love for you is as deep as there are layers in an onion.

This version by Sunil Rajguru

Random Thoughts 24

• Old age saying: Walls have ears.
New age saying: Firewalls have ears.
(The WikiLeaks effect)

• Let’s have just 6 months in a year from now on…
That way you’ll live twice as long and be hopeful that your luck will change every 6 months instead of every 12.

• A million websites and nothing to read…

• Indian batsmen are like lemmings.
If one commits suicide in an innings, all the others feel compelled to follow.

© Sunil Rajguru