Facebook=Cyberia, where we all have a life sentence. We get out on parole from time to time, but we always have to return.
Krishna and Taliban. While the Junior Minister’s miniscule gaffes are being blown out of proportion, the Senior Minister’s major ones are being quietly swept under the carpet.
The KPL came and went. Did anybody really notice???
Opened a Facebook Fortune Cookie and got the following fortune: “Stop wasting your time on Facebook and Fortune Cookies and get back to work, that’s the only way you’ll be able to make any kind of Fortune!”
Season 1: Rakhi ka Swayamwar. Season 2: Rahul ka Swayamwar. Season 3: When Rakhi met Rahul. Season 4: Rakhi-Rahul Splitsvilla. Season 5: Jilted lovers of Rahul and Rakhi form a reality couples show…
Why do Indian politicians have such a long lifespan?
Shashi Tharoor is the nearest politician to “People Like Us”
Recession! It looks like we may be sighting the half-way mark. But if that’s so, will the second half be as long as the first half or longer?
Shashi Tharoor is such a Tweet Fellow!
Facebook Status ko status quo kitna der rakh sakte hain?
Last time Eng won the Ashes, they crashed and went on a losing spree for years. At 0-5, they look like doing it again.
I guess Aus Open main bahut maja aayega… FedNadaldelPotro zindabad!
2009. When Sonia Gandhi travels economy class, 5 rows are booked for security/entourage. 1946. When Mahatma Gandhi travels Third Class, 2-3 bogies are booked for family/supporters. Austerity Congress Style!
Our whole life is a result of a series of miracles and we don’t even realize it!
I still don’t get it! Every politician is worth hundreds of crores and still he has to show an amazing amount of hypocritic austerity and wear kurta and not stay in star hotels.
Injured Premier League. Jaise koi theek hota hain, doosra koi injured ho jata hain.
Jet was India’s No. 1 airline. Now, it’s so sick, I tell you.
Jet pilots should have claimed “suspected” Swine Flu. Then everyone would have just left them alone.
West Bengal has just logged off. (Actually, had it ever logged on in the first place?)
My son says that it’s necessary for small kids to scream every now and then for no reason to reduce the stress in their life…
When politicians squander crores of public money, no-one says anything. When Tharoor spends lakhs of his personal money to stay in a 5-star hotel, Pranab Babu goes red-faced. Is desh ka kuch nahin ho sakta.
Prashna: Jeevan ke baad kya aata hain? Ans: G2
2011. Nano in full production. Many cars. 2nd hand market crashes. Many more cars. Recession ends, economy booms. Many more luxury cars and 2-wheelers. So enjoy a comparitively less congested 2009.
Big B = Big Boss Means Colors stays Big Boss, Star fading, Z will still struggle to maintain A grade
If you believe in a miracle, it will happen…
I like Friends. But all these Seasons back and forth on multiple channels gives me a headache. It’s like doing a virtual time travel in their lives all the time.
If you really want a thing badly enough then the whole universe conspires to see that you get it. Problems: 1. Knowing what you really want. 2. Wanting it badly enough. 3. Fear of fulfilment. Where will I go from there? … So the universe keeps waiting.
The head of a 76 million population state vanishes without a trace for atleast 10-12 hours. Planes, fighters and other forces search… Makes us realize how powerless we can be at times. Sad!
God always gives you subtle hints on which direction you should take in life. If you don’t listen, then he keeps showing you signs. If you still don’t get it, then he gives you a hard celestial kick in that direction. Don’t believe me?… Analyze your life objectively and you’ll see it’s true.
An old family friend used to say: The government pays government servants to sit on their chairs. YOU have to pay them to make them work.
In the olden days, when a cricketer stopped wearing his country’s colours, it was RIP for his career. Now, it’s more like RIIPL.
A lot of gyms opening in my area… the Recession Effect?
Many of my FB friends I haven’t met and yet I interact with them regularly. What are they? Virtual Friends? Internet Friends? Pen Friends? Keyboard Friends?
© Sunil Rajguru