Raj karega #BritishBuddhu…

Live in India.
Work in UK.
Vacation in Spain.
Holiday in Bangkok.
Ancestors from Italy.
‪#‎BritishBuddhu‬ = ‪#‎GlobalCitizen‬

Modi—Make in India!
Pappu—Ja be! I’ll…
Make in UK.
Make in Thailand.
Make in Spain.
Make in Italy.

Mera sair sapata hai Thai,
Ye nagarikta Englishtani,
Sar main laal buddhi Roosi,
Fir bhi dil hai Hindustani!

1989 Indian Express cartoon on Rajiv was titled…
How many countries can a Prime Minister have?
2015 version…
How many countries can a Prime Ministerial candidate have?

Pre-Mahatma Gandhi era…
Congress leaders launch Swadeshi movement.
Post-Mahatma Gandhi era…
Pappu launches Videshi movement.

If we had UPA3, then the Congress would simply have passed the Double citizenship act and all Congressis would have rushed for British passport.

Q: Please spell Rahul Gandhi.
Swamy: RahUKl GandhItaly!

Backops India was registered in 2002.
Now both Congress and BJP don’t want to talk about 2002!

India is Indira. Indira is India.
Pappu is Prithvi. Prithvi is Pappu.
Stop this UK-Thailand-Spain-Italy nonsense!

1 solid scam against the Nehru-Gandhi Dynasty will get 1/1000th the coverage of a stupid statement made by some random Sangh Pariwar hothead.

Angrez Bharat chhodo!
The slogan that has short circuited Congress leaders.
Because Pappu is an Angrez from Bharat!

Pappu and Lalu will sing after Bihar victory and UK revelations…
Hum sab Britishwa hai.

In UK, he will be known as Lord Pappu the Commoner.

BJP sees Congress getting everything on platter and gets angry.
But when it gets something on a platter, it walks away.

Hum Angrezo ke zamaane ke politician hai, ha ha!
‪#‎BritishBuddhu‬

So what?
Even Mahatma Gandhi and Jawaharlal Nehru were once subjects of both India and the British Empire!

After close to 70 years of Independence, Congrez have become the new Angrez.
#BritishBuddhu

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

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