Sometimes you replace bad (CPM) with worse (Trinamool).
Sometimes you replace the best (Sheila) with the worst (Kejri).

Hame satta do, hum parivartan laayenge.
Satta diya, ghanta kiya.
Next…
Hame MCD do, hum safai laayenge.
Hame Delhi Police do, hum safety laayenge.

ABC of dirty politics in India today…
Akhilesh-Arvind.
Banerjee.
Chandy.
With Nitish (Good cop) and Lalu (Bad cop).

Media, liberals and intellectuals love leaders with terrible governance skills.
Lalu.
Kejri.
Mamata.
Sonia.

New Delhi…
The CM’s chair and MCD and every other thing’s been occupied by both the Congress and BJP.
The only new factor is AAP.
‪#‎GarbageCity‬

Bihar versus Bengal in competition to be India’s worst State ever.
(Poor Kejri trying hard to join but Delhi too developed to make a serious dent.)

Kejriwal’s rate of progress…
1 MLA arrested every 2 months.
1 major allegation every 2 days.
1 UTurn every day.
1 arrogant statement every 2 hours.
etc

CM of Delhi.
Best: Dixit.
Worst: Kejri.
First: CB Prakash.
Last: Kejri. (Whoever is in charge in 2020 is sure to scrap the post after this nonsense)

Bihar and Delhi voters: Let’s punish Modi by voting against him.
Modi: LOL. Looks like in fact you have punished yourselves!

These versions by Sunil Rajguru