Advisor: Oppose whatever Modi does.
Kejri: OK.

Modi: Sabka Saath Sabka Vikaas.
Kejri: Apna Saath Apna Vikaas.

Modi: #SwacchaBharatAbhiyaan.
Kejri: #GarbageBharatAbhiyaan

Modi: Make in India.
Kejri: Break in India.

Modi: Pradhan Mantri Jan Dhan Yojana.
Kejri: Mukhya Mantri MLA Dhan Yojana.

Modi: Beti Bachao, Beti Padao Yojana.
Kejri: Somnath Bachao, Urine Samples Mangao Yojana.

Modi: Atal Mission for Rejuvenation and Urban Development.
Kejri: Karl Marx Mission for Destruction and Urban Underdevelopment.

Modi: Swadesh Darshan.
Kejri: Desh (Votebank Politics) Darshan.

Modi: Pilgrimage Rejuvenation and Spiritual Augmentation Drive.
Kejri: Communism Rejuvenation And Propagation.

Modi: Udaan Project.
Kejri: Crash Project.

Modi: Digital India.
Kejri: No WiFi India.

Modi: Skill India.
Kejri: Dharna India.

Modi: Garib Kalyan Yojana.
Kejri: Ameer Kalyan Yojana.

Modi: Smart City Yojana.
Kejri: Dumb City Yojana.

Etc…

Kejri promises…
2013—I will end corruption.
2015—I will end all of Delhi’s problems.
2020—I will end all the problems that I have created.

Under Kejri Delhi will become…
‪#‎GarbageCity‬
‪#‎DarkCity‬
‪#‎DryCity‬
‪#‎DumbCity‬
But he’s a ‪#‎SmartMan‬ for he’s got his position, power and privileges.

© Sunil Rajguru