Strange…
The foreign media appears more shocked over the protests against the terror attacks rather than the attacks themselves.
‪#‎Brussels‬

(March 28)

Yesterday…
This is life. We are all just passing time here.
Today…
This is the Internet. We are all just passing time here.

(March 27)

You don’t need a Home Page any more.
A website can post just links of its articles via social media and still go viral and get a zillion hits.

(March 26)

No one ever really dies on X-Files.
Afridi never really retires.

If Tintin was a real person, he would go after all the terrorists and catch them one by one.
He wouldn’t be crying like that cartoon which went viral.
‪#‎Brussels‬

(March 25)

Pakistan’s golden age with cricket against India started with Miandad’s last ball 6 in Sharjah in 1986 and ended with the 1992 World Cup loss at Sydney.

(March 20)

English schoolkids wore ties.
Indians copied them.
Most English schoolkids stopped wearing ties.
Indian schoolkids still wear them.
(Despite India being much hotter than UK!)

Madame Tussauds made a statue of Manmohan Singh but it was immediately transferred to another Madam who used it to run the nation for 10 years.

(March 19)

The Left may kill a million and at the same time scream from the rooftops over an alleged unproven act of violence by their opponents.
‪#‎LeftistTerror‬

Ministers make editorial changes in their documents.
Editors make political changes in their reports.
‪#‎Ishrat‬

We are exercising our FoE¹.
—Kanhaiya and students.
We are also exercising our FoE².
—JNU authorities.
¹=Freedom of Expression.
²=Freedom of Expulsion.

(March 15)

They should just rename the Newshour to APL or Arnab Premier League.
Arnab wins every time.
Other 10 participants to battle for Runners Up trophy.

(March 12)

Maal-laaya.
Maal-liya.
Maal-le gaya.

RJ: Rich Joke
MCJ: Middle Class Joke
PJ: Poor Joke
RPJ: Really Poor Joke
BPLJ: Below Poverty Line Joke
DCJ: Destitute Class Joke

The exact yoctosecond you were born, you held the world record for being the youngest human being on Earth.

(March 10)

SWAK = Sealed With A Kiss.
SWAS = Sealed With A Six.
‪#‎Dhoni‬ ‪#‎AsiaCup‬ ‪#‎6KaBadshaah‬

(March 7)

These versions by Sunil Rajguru