Sunil Rajguru's World » raja http://www.sunilrajguru.com A little bit of everything under the sun. Mon, 10 Mar 2025 07:19:45 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.6 Thak Thak Chutkule 8 http://www.sunilrajguru.com/knock-knock-jokes/thak-thak-chutkule-8/ http://www.sunilrajguru.com/knock-knock-jokes/thak-thak-chutkule-8/#comments Thu, 24 Nov 2011 08:22:30 +0000 Sunil Rajguru http://sunilrajguru.com/?p=2863 Thak Thak. Kaun hai bhaaya? Cyrus. Cyrus kaun? Sahi raste pe jaa raha hain, chinta mat karo, Tata nahin to kya, wohi pariwar ka hain bhaaya ye Mistry. Thak Thak. Kaun hai bhaaya? Raja. Raja kaun? Raja ka to baj … Continue reading →

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]]> http://www.sunilrajguru.com/knock-knock-jokes/thak-thak-chutkule-8/feed/ 0 How the Con grass grows below their feet… http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/how-the-con-grass-grows-below-their-feet%e2%80%a6/ http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/how-the-con-grass-grows-below-their-feet%e2%80%a6/#comments Thu, 13 Oct 2011 02:50:15 +0000 Sunil Rajguru http://sunilrajguru.com/?p=2380 There has been a total Pawar failure… Great problems with Raja Yog… Thanks to the 2G, lagta hain ki is government ka Maran aa gaya hai… That man keeps Singhing and Digging the party’s grave… The response to Civil Society … Continue reading →

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]]> http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/how-the-con-grass-grows-below-their-feet%e2%80%a6/feed/ 1 A new way to measure wealth in India… http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/a-new-way-to-measure-wealth-in-india/ http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/a-new-way-to-measure-wealth-in-india/#comments Mon, 26 Sep 2011 20:26:06 +0000 Sunil Rajguru http://sunilrajguru.com/?p=2320 If you have Rs 33 per day in India, then you are rich. There are 121 crore Indians. So with Rs 3993 crores, you can make each and every Indian rich for a day. A Forbes billionaire can make every … Continue reading →

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]]> http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/a-new-way-to-measure-wealth-in-india/feed/ 2 First DMK, then ADMK, now ARDMK… http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/first-dmk-then-admk-now-ardmk/ http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/first-dmk-then-admk-now-ardmk/#comments Wed, 01 Jun 2011 04:50:46 +0000 Sunil Rajguru http://sunilrajguru.com/?p=2027 New party launched in Tamil Nadu called ARDMK. ARDMK stands for… Andimuthu Raja Dayanidhi Maran Kanimozhi party. Motto: United by 2G and unfettered by zeroes. Strengths: Unlimited funds. Ideology: Totally mobile across any political spectrum. Qualifications: Engineered Independent India’s biggest … Continue reading →

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]]> http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/first-dmk-then-admk-now-ardmk/feed/ 0 India’s corruption pyramid… http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/india%e2%80%99s-corruption-pyramid%e2%80%a6/ http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/india%e2%80%99s-corruption-pyramid%e2%80%a6/#comments Thu, 03 Feb 2011 04:03:41 +0000 Sunil Rajguru http://sunilrajguru.com/?p=1779 India has a very elaborate corruption pyramid. At the very bottom is the largest base: All those millions of corrupt people. From the top politicians with their fancy Swiss bank accounts, down to the peon who’ll take a few notes … Continue reading →

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]]> http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/india%e2%80%99s-corruption-pyramid%e2%80%a6/feed/ 0 Contemporary Nursery Rhymes for Modern India http://www.sunilrajguru.com/lyrical-atyachar/contemporary-nursery-rhymes-for-modern-india/ http://www.sunilrajguru.com/lyrical-atyachar/contemporary-nursery-rhymes-for-modern-india/#comments Sun, 09 Jan 2011 10:33:15 +0000 Sunil Rajguru http://sunilrajguru.com/?p=1706 Ba Ba Black Marketeer, have you any onions? Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full! One for the hoarder, one for the middle man, one that’ll get rotten and thrown down the drain… …but none for the little citizen who … Continue reading →

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]]> http://www.sunilrajguru.com/lyrical-atyachar/contemporary-nursery-rhymes-for-modern-india/feed/ 2 Bollywood Movies based on the 2G scam… http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/bollywood-movies-based-on-the-2g-scam%e2%80%a6/ http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/bollywood-movies-based-on-the-2g-scam%e2%80%a6/#comments Sat, 25 Dec 2010 05:18:25 +0000 Sunil Rajguru http://sunilrajguru.com/?p=1667 PR to hona hi tha! PR Kiya To Darna Kya? 1.76 Lakh Crore Maar Khan Raja Teri Spectrum Maili Ajab Desh Ki Ghazab Kahani Phir Phir Phir Phir Hera Pheri Spectrum Band ka Baj Gaya Baaja Thanks To Raja ki … Continue reading →

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]]> http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/bollywood-movies-based-on-the-2g-scam%e2%80%a6/feed/ 1 The modern Indian democracy tale… http://www.sunilrajguru.com/lyrical-atyachar/the-modern-indian-democracy-tale/ http://www.sunilrajguru.com/lyrical-atyachar/the-modern-indian-democracy-tale/#comments Sat, 25 Dec 2010 00:38:14 +0000 Sunil Rajguru http://sunilrajguru.com/?p=1663 By this time Kalmadi-Raja should have been peesing chakki in jail, Instead, their lawyers have prepared advance papers for bail, With everything in India on fully fully sale, The common man in India is fully fully fail, Come people, let’s … Continue reading →

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]]> http://www.sunilrajguru.com/lyrical-atyachar/the-modern-indian-democracy-tale/feed/ 0 Just keep adding the zeroes… (Zeroes are worthless anyway) http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/just-keep-adding-the-zeroes-zeroes-are-worthless-anyway/ http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/just-keep-adding-the-zeroes-zeroes-are-worthless-anyway/#comments Sun, 21 Nov 2010 14:44:14 +0000 Sunil Rajguru http://sunilrajguru.com/?p=1558 1.76 paise: Worth something after Independence, worthless now. 17.6 paise: The price of a solitary sweet in a pack of sweets? Rs 1.76: About the price of a bubble gum. Rs 17.6: Enough potato chips to satisfy momentary hunger. Rs … Continue reading →

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]]> http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/just-keep-adding-the-zeroes-zeroes-are-worthless-anyway/feed/ 0 Overheard… telecom chapter http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/overheard%e2%80%a6-telecom-scandal/ http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/overheard%e2%80%a6-telecom-scandal/#comments Wed, 17 Nov 2010 04:04:20 +0000 Sunil Rajguru http://sunilrajguru.com/?p=1542 Modi: Maja ma? PM: Raja ma! Modi: Kyu ji? PM: 2G! Modi: Kya bolta re? PM: CAG bolta re! Modi: I see! PM: SC! Modi: OK bye! PM: DMK bye! © Sunil Rajguru

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