Sibal: Censor cyberspace!
Cyberspace: Censor Sibal!
Singhvi: Lokpal draft finished.
Team Anna: Lokpal finished!
Religious leader to women: Please don’t touch bananas.
Congress woman president to party leaders: Please stop going bananas!
Congress: FDI in Retail.
The Rest: Retail of Foreign Delayed Indefinitely.
Pranab Mukherjee: We are lucky that we are not eating lizards!
Citizen to politician: You lizard!
© Sunil Rajguru