When it comes to speech in the ruling party in India, the top brass has verbal constipation and the spokespersons verbal diarrhea.
When it comes to corruption, there’s a constipation of action and a diarrhea of scams.
Same with policies and decisions: Either constipation or diarrhea, but never the right amount of shit.
They’re even trying to make our Free Speech constipated, but the result is always diarrhea.
This version by Sunil Rajguru