SC/ST vote: Quota in promotions.
Minority vote: Attack BJP and RSS with greater effort.
Rural vote: NREGA and attempted Food Bill.
Poverty class vote: Mobiles for BPLs.
Women vote: Sonia’s charisma is enough.
Youth vote: Rahul Gandhi hain na!
Elderly vote: They are totally used to Congress by now.
Rest of the voters: You have been effectively reduced to a minority and can well take a hike!
UPA3 Coming Soon!
© Sunil Rajguru