Grand achievements of the Union Cabinet of Ministers…

Manmohan Singh: I nearly Nuked the government once and almost did it again with the Foreign (DI) Hand.

P Chidambaram: I converted the Ministry into “Home” operations for the party.

Pranab Mukherjee: I brought about tremendous Financial growth in inflation and hikes.

Kapil Sibal: I mastered Miscommunication and Misinformation and turned politics into a “legal” Technology.

A Raja: I converted Telecom into Telecon and pulled Rs 1.76 lakh crore magically out of thin air (spectrum).

Abhishek Manu Singhvi: I single-handedly converted the Lokpal into a Netapal.

Praful Patel: I laid the seeds of Aviation becoming less Civil.

S Jaipal Reddy: Thanks to me, Petroleum is full of Gas.

Ambika Soni: I Broadcast Misinformation.

MK Azhagiri: I Fertilized the DMK.

Suresh Kalmadi: I showed how any Common Wealth could be turned into a financial Game for any politician.

Sharad Pawar: I made sure that all political Food was Consumed by the UPA and facilitated for political and private (non-Public) Distribution.

© Sunil Rajguru

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