Manmohan Singh: I nearly Nuked the government once and almost did it again with the Foreign (DI) Hand.
P Chidambaram: I converted the Ministry into “Home” operations for the party.
Pranab Mukherjee: I brought about tremendous Financial growth in inflation and hikes.
Kapil Sibal: I mastered Miscommunication and Misinformation and turned politics into a “legal” Technology.
A Raja: I converted Telecom into Telecon and pulled Rs 1.76 lakh crore magically out of thin air (spectrum).
Abhishek Manu Singhvi: I single-handedly converted the Lokpal into a Netapal.
Praful Patel: I laid the seeds of Aviation becoming less Civil.
S Jaipal Reddy: Thanks to me, Petroleum is full of Gas.
Ambika Soni: I Broadcast Misinformation.
MK Azhagiri: I Fertilized the DMK.
Suresh Kalmadi: I showed how any Common Wealth could be turned into a financial Game for any politician.
Sharad Pawar: I made sure that all political Food was Consumed by the UPA and facilitated for political and private (non-Public) Distribution.
© Sunil Rajguru